Why Mokes have such poor brakes

It has been suggested that Mokes often have very poor brakes.

Has anybody taken the time to consider they were possibly designed this way?

We think it's a good thing because, all the tests have proven, you stop moving forward whenever you use brakes.

The modern world has become addicted to stopping. Why? Keep going we say. Stand on the accelerator and feel the wind in your hair. It's the only true path to freedom of expression and enjoyment of Mokeness.

Brakes are for vehicles of embarrassment who need to slow down and get off the road. They are definitely not for Mokes.

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